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fandomania:

A good action scene in a book can really get your blood pumping. Sometimes, I’ve even had to put the book down to absorb the awesome factor of what I just read. There are so many amazing scenes of conflict in books. Movies and television have brought many book series to life. The degrees of…

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Isidore’s Last Charge is #1!

Marvel Cinematic Universe: Phase One - Avengers Assembled (10-Disc Limited Edition Six-Movie Collector’s Set) [Blu-ray]

It’s an Amazon Deal of the Day… list price is regularly $219.00, currently only $129.99!!!!!

This limited-edition, 10-disc Marvel Cinematic Universe: Phase One Collection will allow fans to immerse themselves in every aspect of Marvel’s elite Super Heroes. Complete with glowing Tesseract, this exciting collection includes stunning Blu-ray 3D™ and Blu-ray™ presentations of Marvel’s The AvengersCaptain America: The First Avenger and Thor , as well as Blu-ray™ versions of “Iron Man, Iron Man 2, and The Incredible Hulk in exclusive collectible packaging. 

I so wish I had an extra $100 or so right now. Guessing price is only good for today though. :(

gbringer:

@_@ blaaaah. Kitty probably has Vestibular Disease, from what, we don’t know, so there’s a fancy word they stick in front of it that escapes me atm. The word pretty much means “We have no fucking clue, sometimes it just happens.” 

So long as it’s not being caused by an infection she should clear up in a few days, sometimes a couple weeks before she’s back to normal. But it’s hell watching her struggle. Poor baby can hardly stand up. 

Still insists on trying to climb everything though. 

"What’s in the cabinet!? What’s on the sink? What’s in the tub? Let me out of the bathroom!… I need to lie down."

Pretty much how today has been. 

If you have five-lined skinks in your area, they are harmless to humans, but potentially toxic to cats and can cause PVD if they eat one. 

Hopefully kitty will feel better soon!! :(

naamahdarling:

malefactum:

I’ve gotten a lot of asks wondering how I make the fangs shown above so here is my easy cheap trick:

• Buy plain fake nails from the store (ex: walgreens, cvs, beauty supply, it’s all cheap really and with a whole pack you can make as many as you want or reuse your old ones!)

• Use scissors to cut out fangs to fit your teeth. (Use a size up from your tooth so it will lie flat.)

Purchase denture glue (yes that stuff that old folks use to keep their fake teeth in with)

Apply a small amount to the back of the fake nail/tooth and hold it on to your tooth until it feels secure. (Your lips will help keep it in, don’t worry if it moves when you push it with your tongue.)

Voila! You’re the inhuman creature you have always wished to be. Just.. you know… don’t eat anything except liquids or your dreams will come crashing down.

Eternally Yours, 

   Malefactum

I used to do this in high school.  It really works, and it looks way better than you’d expect.

Scared the shit out of some kid at the mall with it.

Also, this person is inhumanly beautiful.  Goddamn.

Love.

Because of you, in gardens of blossoming
Flowers I ache from the perfumes of spring.
I have forgotten your face, I no longer
Remember your hands; how did your lips
Feel on mine?

Because of you, I love the white statues
Drowsing in the parks, the white statues that
Have neither voice nor sight.

I have forgotten your voice, your happy voice;
I have forgotten your eyes.

Like a flower to its perfume, I am bound to
My vague memory of you. I live with pain
That is like a wound; if you touch me, you will
Make to me an irreperable harm.

Your caresses enfold me, like climbing
Vines on melancholy walls.

I have forgotten your love, yet I seem to
Glimpse you in every window.

Because of you, the heady perfumes of
Summer pain me; because of you, I again
Seek out the signs that precipitate desires:
Shooting stars, falling objects.

Pablo Neruda (via observando)
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